Day 5 of The Great Flip Watch: While America 🇺🇸 Elects Felons, I’m Betting on a Smoking Chicken Fish 🚬🐓🐟
The Morning After
So here we are, the day after elections, and reality has officially out-memed itself. A convicted felon might run the highest office in the land. Not a movie plot. Not a dark comedy. Real life.
Let’s Talk Numbers
34 felony counts.
THE HIGHEST OFFICE.
Let that marinate for a second.
The wheels of justice didn’t just come off — they’ve gone full rogue and started their own circus act.
Finding Sanity in the Absurd
You know what’s funny? I’m sitting here with my bags of #SmokingChickenFish, and for the first time, my investment choices feel like the most rational thing in the room. Think about it:
- Politics: Felon for President
- - My Investment: Smoking Chicken Fish Church
Which one sounds more absurd now?
The Last Election?
Maybe this is it — the last time we collectively pretend we’re choosing a leader to lead. The system’s not just broken; it’s gone full performance art.
Hey Putin, you up? Might as well schedule that meeting since we’re apparently running this thing like a reality TV show now.
The Real Community
But here’s the thing that keeps me grounded: while the world’s going full circus, I’m focused on what matters:
- The people around me
- - My community
- - My bags of 🚬🐓🐟
Because at least when I invest in something bizarre, I’m honest about it being bizarre.
The New American Dream
Old American Dream: Work hard, play by the rules, achieve success
New American Dream: Stack your bags of 🚬🐓🐟 and watch the world implode
At least one of these is delivering on its promises.
Finding Peace in Chaos
So here’s my advice for navigating this brave new world:
- Get yourself some 🚬🐓🐟
- Build your real community
- Shut out the noise
- Paddle paddle through the chaos
The Silver Lining
Maybe this is exactly what we needed — a moment so absurd it forces us to stop pretending. While they’re turning the highest office into a Netflix special, we’re:
- Building real connections
- - Creating actual value
- - Finding community in the chaos
The Bottom Line
If we’re going to live in absurd times, we might as well choose our own flavor of absurd. And personally, I’ll take a smoking chicken fish over a felonious circus any day.
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Moving Forward
While they’re busy destroying institutions, we’re busy building something new:
- A community that makes sense
- - Investments that feel honest
- - Relationships that matter
The Final Word
Look, if reality’s going to jump the shark, I’m glad I’ve got my 🚬🐓🐟 bags packed. Because somehow, in this upside-down world, a smoking chicken fish makes more sense than our electoral system.
So stack your bags. Hold your loved ones close. And remember: when the world goes full absurd, sometimes the only sane response is to paddle paddle your way through it.
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*This isn’t political advice. This isn’t financial advice. This is just me, making sense of a world that stopped making sense a long time ago. At least my smoking chicken fish is honest about what it is.* 🚬🐓🐟
