My Dearest Fellow Warriors of the Markets, 🚬🐓🐟
Day 27 from the Trading Trenches! 🎭
The bells of the NYSE still ring through our weary ears, but our spirits remain unbroken! 📈 Our battalion of retail traders stands strong, armed with nothing but our smartphones and an unwavering belief in $SCF and $NERD. 💪
Red Candle Dinners
Through red candles and bearish flows
We’ve held our ground, as everyone knows
The Smoking Chicken Fish army grows
While paper hands come and go! 🚬🐓🐟
The supply lines of DD are running thin, but our Twitter reconnaissance teams report increasingly bullish sentiment. Last night, young Private TendiesMcGee spotted a golden cross forming on the 4-hour chart — a sign from the trading gods themselves! ✨
Battle for the 🐟 or the 🍗
The shorts may think they have us beat
But our diamond hands can’t know defeat
Every dip we buy with passion sweet
Making hedgies face retreat! 💎🙌
Our NerdyInvestors division has been performing exceptional technical analysis by candlelight, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and memes. Their dedication brings tears to my eyes! 🤓
This is a call to find @buckthemascot he’s been missing for 3 days now! $Buck #FreeBuck
So rally now, my faithful crew
Hold the line, our dreams come true
To moon and stars, we bid adieu
$SCF, $NERD — we’re coming through! 🚀
Keep those limit orders ready and your memes spicy! Victory shall be ours!
With Diamond Hands and Happy Charts,
Your Fellow Retail General
#SmokingChickenFish #NerdyInvestors
🚬🐓🐟 To glory! 🚀💫
P.S. If you receive this message, send reinforcements in the form of rocket emojis. Our emoji reserves are running dangerously low! 😅
