$tupid.com Presents: McFly’s Guide to Not Destroying Reality
Or: How I Learned to Stop Scrolling and Save the Timeline
URGENT TEMPORAL TRANSMISSION FROM MARTY MCFLY
(Found scratched into a bathroom stall at stupid.com headquarters)
Hey, future people! Marty here. Doc sent me to 2025 to prevent something called “The Great Dumbing” and… holy shit. You guys really did it. You really broke reality. But don’t worry — I’ve got a plan. And it involves you actually using those things between your ears.
The Problem (Besides Your Browser History)
Remember when the scariest thing was my mom getting the hots for me? Yeah, those were simpler times. Now we’ve got:
People getting dumber while having access to more information
Reality becoming more fictional than my time-traveling adventures
A timeline so screwed up, even Doc’s hair is straight with worry
The internet making everyone simultaneously connected and completely alone
Algorithms that know you better than you know yourself (seriously, how many cat videos do you need?)
The McFly Protocol for Un-$tupiding the Timeline
Step 1: Wake Up, McFly!
You know that feeling when you’re about to kiss your mom at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance? That uncomfortable twist in your gut? That’s your brain trying to tell you something’s wrong. START LISTENING TO IT.
Step 2: The Power of Love (and Critical Thinking)
Question everything (except maybe gravity — that one’s pretty solid)
Read beyond headlines (yes, ALL the words)
Stop forwarding conspiracy theories (JFK is not living on Mars with Elvis)
Learn the difference between facts and “facts” your uncle posted at 3 AM
Step 3: The Heavy Stuff
Remember: the future isn’t written. But here’s what Doc and I discovered:
Each mindless share creates a ripple in the space-time continuum
Every unquestioned assumption tears another hole in reality
The more you outsource your thinking, the weaker your timeline becomes
Stupidity travels faster than light (Einstein was wrong about this one)
Hidden Messages (Because Subtlety Died in 2020)
When you feel that urge to rage-post, ask yourself: “What would Doc Brown do?”
The real flux capacitor was the brain cells we lost along the way
Your attention span is the new plutonium — stop letting apps steal it
Reality is like a skateboard — it works better when you’re actually paying attention
The Real Hack (No DeLorean Required)
Want to know the secret? Here it is: You’re not actually stupid. You’re just pretending to be because it’s easier than facing reality. But guess what? Reality is coming whether you face it or not. And it’s bringing friends.
Emergency Protocols (When You Feel the $tupid Rising)
Step away from the screen
Remember you have a brain 🚫🧠
Use said brain 🧠
Repeat until thinking becomes natural again
The Plot Twist
Here’s the mind-bender: stupid.com isn’t just a website — it’s a mirror. What you see there isn’t other people’s stupidity; it’s a reflection of what we’ve all become. But like any mirror, you can choose to use it to fix yourself or just keep making funny faces.
The Happy Ending Protocol
To ensure we don’t end up in the timeline where TikTok becomes the new Supreme Court, here’s what you need to do:
Start seeing stupidity for what it really is: fear in a funny hat
Use humor to disarm, not destroy
Plant seeds of thought in the cracks of certainty
Remember that every “stupid” person is just you in a different timeline
The Final Paradox
The real stupid isn’t being wrong — it’s being so afraid of being wrong that you never think at all.
P.S. If you’re reading this, you’re already questioning things. Keep going. The timeline depends on it.
P.P.S. Doc says hi and please stop using Comic Sans. It’s causing temporal distortions.
Emergency Backup Plan
If all else fails:
Find your inner Doc Brown
Embrace the chaos
Make stupidity work so hard it becomes wisdom
Remember: even a broken timeline is right twice a day
Transmission ends
Remember: When this baby hits 88 thoughts per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shift in consciousness.
This message will self-destruct as soon as you actually think about it
